Showing posts with label fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fiction. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Outside of a Dog, #50

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx.


Hooray, our 50th column! Since we started Outside of a Dog in January 2008, we’ve done 50 columns of all shapes, sizes, and recommendations – in total, we’ve suggested over 250 books to our patrons. Today’s list contains new books from each of the four Warren libraries. If you’re not sure what to read now, why not take a chance on a new-to-you book?


Arthur Miller Branch

Bright Futures: A Lew Fonseca Mystery – Stuart M. Kaminsky

Lew Fonseca, late of 2006’s “Always Say Goodbye” is a private detective who up and left his life in Illinois after his wife died. He ended up in Sarasota, Florida, finding lost people and often being tailed by scarier ones. In this tale, he thinks he has his work cut out for him, but he’s about to find more twists and turns than he expects!

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Mrs. Astor Regrets: The hidden betrayals of a family beyond reproach – Meryl Garden

Life amongst millionaires and celebrities is always something we look at with anticipation. However, in this year’s biography about the misuse of money and mistreatment of mothers, we find that the lifestyles of the rich and the famous aren’t always what they’re cracked up to be.

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Civic Center Branch

Angels of Destruction – Keith Donohue

Margaret Quinn, a widow, seeks lost connections with an orphan in this novel set in 1985. Her daughter, Erica, ran away before the book begins to join the titular revolutionary group. Since then, Margaret’s life has been a lonely one. When 9-year-old Norah happens by her doorstep, looking for help and a home, Margaret creates a backstory for the young girl, shaping her into the granddaughter she never got to have.

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Negotiating With the Dead: A Writer on Writing – Margaret Atwood

Author of over twenty-five books, novels, and anthologies, Margaret Atwood is a Canadian legend. Her dystopian novel “The Handmaid’s Tale” made a splash when it premiered in 1985, and her 2000 work “The Blind Assassin” won the Booker Prize for fiction. Here, she discusses what it means to be a writer, both from her perspective and that of other famous and not-so-famous writers.

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Dorothy Busch Branch

Illegal – Paul J. Levine

Edgar-nominated author Levine’s work has spanned almost two decades and a variety of mediums; he has written novels and episodes of the television series JAG. Here, in one of his few standalone novels, we meet shyster lawyer Jimmy “Royal” Paine, who’s on the run because of his latest lawbreaking adventure. He is almost robbed, then begged for help by 12-year-old illegal alien boy Timo. Paine is then sent on a thrilling journey to find Timo’s mother, which will take him across state, country, and moral lines.

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The Wikipedia Revolution: How a bunch of nobodies created the world’s greatest encyclopedia – Andrew Lih

As the saying goes, veni vidi wiki (Mental Floss). One of the top ten most visited sites, and trusted for quick, mostly reliable information, Wikipedia is almost always one of the first sites to come up on a search engine. This is the inside story of how it began, and how it still continues on today.

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Maybelle Burnette Branch

Natural Elements – Richard Mason

A third novel of epic proportions, Natural Elements is a historical work that mixes together rich widows, the French Resistance, the Boer War, and metallurgy. If you’re curious as to how that works, come and check this book out!

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What Was I Thinking?: 58 Bad Boyfriend Stories – Barbara Davilman

A collection of humorous essays about real life bad boyfriends and the actresses, authors, and everyday women who had to deal with them. Included here are stories by Carrie Fisher, Francesca Lia Block, and Cindy Chupack (of Sex and the City/"He’s Just Not That Into You" fame.)

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Friday, March 20, 2009

Get Vamped for this book!

Today’s Book: Vamped, by David Sosnowski


The plot: Humans are nearly extinct and vampires are the ruling species in this alternate-reality book from local Michigan author Sosnowski. The main character is vampire Marty, who’s been dead for eighty years, drinks blood manufactured from stem cells out of juice boxes, and collects human food like Count Chocula bought at auctions on eBay.
While planning to end his boredom by killing himself, he runs into little blond Isuzu Trooper Cassidy, a child who was being raised on an illegal human-hunting farm. His immediate plans include making a snack of the six-year-old, but after she busts into his antique breakfast cereals, she wins him over. Vamped is the comical tale of how a vampire raises an illegal human in an all-vampire world.

Why You’ll Love It: Told with humor and warmth, Vamped is a vampire novel for people who aren’t fans of the typical vampire novel. It features great characterizations (like the “Screamers” – children turned into vampires, who usually become quite disturbed) and reads fast and funny.

Who Will/Should Read It: Fans of the Sookie Stackhouse series will find similar wit in Sosnowski’s warped story. If you’re a fan of vampires, any vampires, then pick this one up, too!

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Outside of a Dog, #38

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx.


Recently, Publisher’s Weekly asked, if you were a literary orphan, which fictional family would you choose as your own? These are just some of the most popular answers:


The Weasleys (J.K. Rowling)

All bearing bright red hair and living in a house quaintly called “The Burrow,” The Weasleys are a pure-blood wizarding family. While they’re not as rich as antagonist family the Malfoys, matriarch Molly Weasley is a powerful protector of her clan, and they all help to teach orphan Harry about what it means to be a family.


Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

All Harry Potter books are available at all four Warren Libraries – look under JFic Rowling.


The Pevensies (C.S. Lewis)

Peter, Susan, Lucy, and Edmund Pevensie are a family of children sent away from London during World War II. Taken in by the professor who built the wardrobe to Narnia, these four have adventures in many of the Chronicles of Narnia books – all going on to be named Kings and Queens.


The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe JFic Lewis WCV WDB WAM

Prince Caspian JFic Lewis WCV WMB

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader JFic Lewis WCV WMB WDB

The Silver Chair JFic Lewis WDB WMB/ Juv PBK L WCV

The Horse and His Boy JFic Lewis WDB WMB/ Juv PBK L WCV

The Magician’s Nephew Jfic Lewis WCV WAM

The Last Battle JFic Lewis WDB WMB WAM/ Juv PBK L WCV

The Chronicles of Narnia (all seven books in one volume) YA Fic Lewis WCV / Fic Lewis WAM


The Cullens (Stephenie Meyer)

All supernaturally beautiful and strange to the eyes of the residents of Forks, Washington, the Cullens are as magnetic as they are fearsome. Carlisle, the “father” of the family, is a respected doctor; he and his wife Esmé have taken on five vampire children: Edward, Rosalie, Alice, Jasper, and Emmett.


Twilight YA Fic Meyer WCV WMB WAM

New Moon YA Fic Meyer WCV WMB WDB WAM

Eclipse YA Fic Meyer WCV WMB WDB WAM

Breaking Dawn YA Fic Meyer WCV WMB WDB WAM

(All four Twilight books have holds lists; why not try them in audio or e-audio?)


The Murrys (Madeline L’Engle)

Beginning in the Time Quintet and continuing in the Polly O’Keefe series, Meg Murry’s family travels through time, space, and adventures with witches, angels, and mind-controlling alien characters.

The Time Quintet

A Wrinkle in Time JFic L’Engle WCV WMB WDB WAM

A Wind in the Door Juv PBK L WCV/ JFic L’Engle WAM

Many Waters YA PBK L WCV /YA Fic L’Engle WAM

A Swiftly Tilting Planet YA PBK L WCV/ YA Fic L’Engle WDB WAM


The Polly O’Keefe Series

The Arm of the Starfish JFic L’Engle WMB/ YA Fic L’Engle WAM

Dragons in the Waters JFic L’Engle WCV

A House Like a Lotus YF L’Engle TPL/ YA L MPL

An Acceptable Time YA PBK L WCV


The Cassons (Hilary McKay)

Children of artsy parents Bill and Eve Casson, the children are named after colors from a paint chart on the kitchen wall – Saffron, Rose, Cadmium, and Indigo. While the Casson family’s adventures are as mystical as some of the other families listed here, they approach everyday life through artists’ eyes. Author Hilary McKay has won several awards for these books.


Saffy’s Angel JFic McKay WCV WMB WAM

Indigo’s Star JFic McKay WCV WMB WDB

Permanent Rose JFic McKay WCV WMB WAM

Caddy Ever After JFic McKay WDB

Forever Rose JFic McKay CHE HPW SHL


Remember – if your Warren Library branch doesn’t have one of these excellent novels, we can order it from within the county, within the state (MeL), and sometimes, even outside of the state (WorldCat) – Just ask!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Author Profile: Christopher Moore

An author of absurdist fiction – often writing about things that could never really happen (right?) in the real world, Christopher Moore is probably best-known for his books “Lamb” and “Bloodsucking Fiends.” What’s best about these novels (and many of his others), are the absolute comedy that starts with the subtitles. If you enjoy a particularly silly laugh, or you’d just like to know how a stupid angel tries to make a child’s Christmas wish come true, give these books a try:


Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

Jody never wanted to be a vampire. Unfortunately, she didn’t have much choice, because she sort of woke up dead. Adjusting to the change from 9-to-5 office drone to, well, bloodsucking fiend, is a lot harder than she’d ever imagined. Lucky for her, she meets Tommy, a night-shift worker (and champion turkey bowler). He agrees to help her during the day, and eventually falls for her at night in this comedic tale.

Moore followed up this novel with 2007’s “You Suck: A Love Story.”

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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

The chronicle of Christ’s life has been told and retold many times, but never quite like this. Levi (who is called Biff) is called upon by the angel Raziel to tell his side of the story, and he starts from the very beginning, when he sees Joshua-bar-Joseph (Jesus as a child) reanimate a dead lizard. What follows is the telling of Joshua growing up in one of the most comedic ways possible, with occasional reflections from the modern world as Biff tries to convince Raziel to let him stick around for a while.

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The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

Raziel is back, this time, doing his best to grant a child’s Christmas wish – to have Santa Claus back. Unfortunately, the Santa Claus in question is the town drunk, who was killed by a shovel to the head. When Raziel intends to revive Santa, he accidentally raises a cemetery of dead people, who are surprisingly as amusing and lively as the living.

Fic Moore WCV ROK SHL UPL

Also available in audiobook

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A Dirty Job

Poor Charlie Asher – in the same day, he loses his wife and gains a daughter. Oh, and becomes the new Grim Reaper (called Death Merchants). People all around him start dropping dead, and his only clue is an instruction manual accidentally opened by Lily, the goth girl and Death wannabe who works in Charlie’s secondhand shop. Add in Moore’s wacky humor, his favorite setting, San Francisco, and find out how a beta male like Charlie learns to take charge of his life – and, kind of by accident, other’s lives and deaths, too.

Fic Moore WCV ARM FRA LWM

Also available in audiobook, ebook and eaudiobook.

BKD Fic Moore WAM TPL


Thanks to AD for this author suggestion!